I am very good at what I do. It’s not just the range, from perky salesclerk to wry next-door neighbor, to irritating mother-in-law. Nor is it the ease with which I switch from glottal fry, to smooth silk, to bell-like clarity. I’m fast, and I don’t just mean legal. I give you what you need and we’re done. Engineers have marveled at my mic technique (well, one did). Directors regularly say, “Wow! That was easy!” (I hear that all the time.) I take direction like a champ; no nuances are too subtle. I am consistent and funny and unflappable. I’m going to make your session painless. Some people have a calling for medicine, teaching, the priesthood; I have a calling for voiceover.